Satellite navigation devices can be found in a lot of vehicles these days. It is the easiest way for men to get directions without having to feel insecure by stopping and asking someone. Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could pick your favorite celebrity to be the voice that gives you directions? Not only would you be able to program your navigator to point you in the right direction, but you could also have it sound like your favorite super star. Who would you choose?
1. Spiderman
When you are within seconds of reaching your destination, imagine hearing Spiderman say, “My Spidey sense is tingling.” You will be the real super hero when you arrive at the restaurant on time.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger
When departing from your spouse’s family’s country home that is miles off the beaten path, your GPS system can honestly say, “I’ll be back.”That will be a promise you can truly keep.
3. Britney Spears
You can do a victory dance to the tune of “Opps I did it again” when you easily find the dance club where you are meeting a blind date.
4. Tommy La Sorda
“Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.”You will be the one arriving home safely when you use your navigation device to tell you the way.
5. Elvis Presley
“One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready”, and away you will go. When the King is the one dictating the directions, you are certain to make it to the cross-country concert you are driving to.
6. Dale Earnhardt
“You win some, loose some, and wreck some.”You will be winning all the time when finding your destination by letting your fingers do the pushing of the buttons.
7. Eli Stone
“You gotta have faith.”You will have more than faith on your side when Eli Stone is dishing out the directions.
8. Jeff Probst host of Survivor
Locating the Immunity Idol will be a piece of cake. Program your navigation system to help you win the Immunity Challenge.
9. Yoda
“May the force be with you.”The force will be with you when Yoda takes control. Let Yoda lead you to your destination safely.
10. Eli Manning
“I’m going to Disney World”Finding your way to the spectacular home where Mickey Mouse lives will be a cinch with a little help from Eli Manning.
11. Hurley from Lost
“Maybe the dog can find water. I mean dogs can find pot and bombs, so I’m sure they can find water.”Let the voice of Hurley lead you to water. Head off into the sunset on the drive to your beach vacation.
12. John Travolta
“It’s hard to make a cultural phenomenon every time.”Make your way through the back country roads with John Travolta dictating your way.
13. Samuel Jackson
“Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”You won’t have to worry about anyone questioning you about if you know where you are going with the voice of Samuel Jackson spitting out directions.
14. Whoopi Goldberg
“We’re here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark.”Let Whoopi set the road ablaze so you can lead your followers to the correct location.
15. William Shatner
“To boldly go where no man has gone before”Boldly go wherever you please when Star Trek’s William Shatner takes control of the helm.
16. Sean Connery
“There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in a man.”The sexy voice of Sean Connery will allow you to accept any challenge. Plan a trip to an intricate location and let Sean lead the way.
17. Tom Selleck
“I’ve never reacted well to other people telling me what to do.”This won’t be a problem since Tom will be the only one barking out the directions.
18. Hillary Clinton
“Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right.”Know you are right! When Hillary is at the wheel, how could you possibly get lost?
19. Shaggy
“Scooby Doo, Where are you?”Getting lost will be the last thing you have to worry about with Shaggy driving. The only worry you may have is finding a Scooby snack if you run into a ghost.
20. Lance Armstrong
“If you are worried about falling off the bike you would never get on.”Take a chance and go somewhere you may have never considered. Let Lance mark the path. Don’t think about the future, go with the here and now.
21. Walt Disney
“All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them.”You won’t need courage when you have Walt Disney himself. A man who created such wonderful cartoon characters will never lead you in the wrong direction.
22. Martin Luther King
“I have a dream.”If you can dream it, you can get there. The inspiring words of Martin Luther King can make your dreams a reality.
23. R Kelly
“I believe I can Fly.”
Believe you can make it safely to your destination while listening to the soulful sounding voice of R Kelly.
24. George Clooney
“Son, you’ve got a problem.”
Allow this Hollywood heartthrob to be your voice of directions. You will quickly become the envy of all your friends.
25. Clint Eastwood
“Go ahead. Make my day.”
You will be the one making everyone’s day when Clint Eastwood gives clear directions that gets you and your friends to the Western bar for drinks.
26. Michelle Pfeiffer
“I am sorrow.”
There will be no sorrow when Michelle Pfeiffer is dictating which turn to make.
27. Brad Pitt
“I’ve been becoming a problem to myself.”
Be a problem no more. The perfect directions will be coming to you through the voice of Brad Pitt.
28. Michael J. Fox
“If you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything.”
Michael J Fox can speak his mind through your navigation system. You may not be able to go back to the future, but you can sure go anywhere in the present.
29. Richard Gere
“I think you’re gonna win that bet.”
No doubt you will be a winner when you are able to find any destination.
29. Julia Roberts
“By the way, we had water brought in especially for your folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.”
This high-spirited voice will keep you on your toes. Missing a turn will not be a problem. There are no wrong turns in life, only detours.
30. Ozzy Osborne
“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”
The voice of this crazy man is sure to make any road trip a blast!
31. Mick Jagger
“Loose your dreams and you might loose your mind.”
You won’t have to worry about losing your way.
32. Paul Hogan
“That’s not a knife. *That’s* a knife.”
Feel the safety of traveling protected when Paul Hogan is giving you directions.
33. Mr. T
“I pity the fool that messes with me.”
There will be no need for pity. You will find your way wherever you go using the voice of Mr. T.
34. Will Smith
“I said to myself, now Homes to Bel Air.”
Add a little bit of rap to your drive. Take the voice of Will Smith as your companion on those long journeys across the country.
35. Barbra Streisand
“Where I come from, when two people… well sort of love each other… oh, never mind.”
Show your sweetheart how much you care by taking them on a nice romantic picnic down a long country road.
36. Anthony Hopkins
“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
You won’t have to have friends for dinner you can take a road trip with Anthony Hopkins as your driving companion.
37. Superman
“I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.”
Faster than a speeding bullet you will find your way with Superman as the voice of direction.
38. Tommy Lee Jones
“I want you to get off this rock on the next transport or I’m gonna shoot you where it don’t grow back.”
Pretend like you are a government agent as you partner up with Tommy Lee Jones.
39. Humphrey Bogart
“Here’s looking at you kid.”
All eyes will be on you when directions are needed. You will be the one all your friends ask to take them places when you let Humphrey Bogart lead the way.
40. Johnny Depp
“May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.”
Let the windows down, turn the radio on and let the wind rip through your hair. Life is a highway, so ride it as long as you want.
41. Buggs Bunny
“What’s up Doc?”
On top of the world is where you will be, when you go driving with Buggs Bunny.
42. Mel Gibson
“You want me to drive?”
Allow Mel Gibson to take control. Make you car a lethal weapon.
43. Nicholas Cage
“Don’t loose the best thing in your life because you are not sure.”
At least you won’t have to worry about becoming lost. You may have to worry about having too much fun when Nicholas Cage is giving directions.
44. Billy Ray Cyrus
“Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart.”
No more achy breaky hearts when you hit the pavement with Billy Ray.
45. Steve Martin
“You know what would make me happy?”
Riding side by side with Steve Martin will make everyone in your vehicle hysterical with the comedic personality he provides.
46. Jack Nicholas
“Do I ice her? Do I marry her?”
Let Jack Nicholas ride shotgun on your next long adventure.
47. Leonard Nimoy
“Each of us, at some time in our lives, turns to someone – a father, a brother, a God – and asks,” Why am I here? What was I meant to be?”
You can make it to the next destination with the help of Leonard Nimoy.
48. Matt Damon
“This is getting embarrassing.”
No more worrying about being embarrassed because you got lost.
49. Billy Crystal
“There are two types of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.”
With your own satellite navigation system manned by Billy Crystal you will certainly be a low maintenance woman. Finding your way will not be a problem
50. Marlon Brando
“Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call on you to do a service for me.”
Do a great service for yourself. Using a satellite navigation system to plot a course from point A to point B will be the smartest thing you have ever done.
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